10 Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity.

I decided to come up with dis since everything with a
disadvantage has an advantage
1( Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better
pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.
2( Wives are happy because husbands who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside are not cold
and no fuel to drive out.
3( All the housewives are cooking good food because
no more Crunches and Mr Biggs,
4( Kids are reading their books since watching
TV needs fuel.
5( No more congestion in network since many
peoples phones are off.
6( Browsing & downloading is faster than before
cause not much people are online.
7( Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
8( There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
9( Parents are over-joyed because their children that
were always online now concentrates on their
studies.
10( Even God Himself is very happy when he saw
people who haven't gone to church for months and
years going to church and
staying for both First and second services just to
charge their phones...