Stupid answers that stupid questions deserves.

Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions..........
1. Someone calls u at 2:am in the night and
ask u "are u sleeping?"
Ans: no, l'm picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then u start
pulling her pants then she asks; what are u
trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for u.
3. They see u coming out from the
bathroom, wet, "did u just have a bath?"
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl.
4. You standing right in front of the elevator
on the ground floor going to ur office, yet
they ask; "going up?"
Ans: no, I'm waiting for my office to come
down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch
of flowers and u still asks him; "are those
flowers?"
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend see's u and ask; "what are u
doing here?"
Ans: I'm here to pay my skul fees!
7. When people see u lying down with ur
eyes closed, they still ask; "are u sleeping?"
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant and the waiter
asks u: "pls can I get u a table?"
Ans: No. I'm here to eat on the floor.
9. Are u reading this post?
Ans:...........?